Good morning, Crawlers! I built a new thing!
For the past week, I’ve been working on a completely new Build Your Own Lootbox builder for the shop. The old one worked, mostly, but I wanted to make it easier to use and give you more options.
You can still build a box with your favorite stickers, but now you can also unlock special prices on shirts, mugs, and other loot when you add 10 or more stickers to your box.
Which brings me to today’s announcement.
NEW QUEST! UNPAID BETA TESTER!
I replaced a perfectly functional piece of software with something I built myself.
The smart move would be to put this whole thing through rounds of well-organized beta testing. But where's the fun in that? Instead, I've decided to buy my customers help with FREE STUFF.
Sooo... Build a box, place an order, and if you feel like it, try to break something. Seriously: permission granted to fuck around and find out.
REWARD: A FREE Emergency Benefactor Box!
What's that, you ask? An Emergency Benefactor Box contains two mystery stickers, handpicked by us. We won’t duplicate anything in your order.
I'll throw one in FREE with every Build Your Own Lootbox order placed today, Thursday, October 29th. It won't show in your cart, but we'll make sure it gets packed with your order.
Why? Because it's more fun to buy your test data with free stickers and cheaper than hiring a QA department.
If you find something broken, weird, confusing, or just plain stupid, please let me know. Seriously. I’d rather hear about it from you than discover that I’ve accidentally been charging $400 for a sticker a month from now.
Thanks for helping me test this.
Now get out there and K... well, you know.
Phil
P.S. If everything works, you still get the free stickers. I’m not actually requiring you to break anything. That would be an awful business model.
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