Helloooo, Crawlers!
I made something weird this week. I mean, weirder than usual.
You know how the mudskippers keep records on every crawler who entered the dungeon?
Put in your name and it’ll pull your official* file from the archive, including your crawler number, class, last known inventory, and how you eventually exited the dungeon.
It is extremely useless, but entertaining in that delightful, “oh, I got sexed to death by an incubus” sort of way.
Just for fun, I also hid some prizes in there.
Some crawler records have real loot attached to them. Actual, physical IWKYM loot that I will put in a box and mail to your house.
1 in 50 records gets a Benefactor Box with two mystery stickers. 1 in 250 gets a Celestial Box with a personalized Dungeon Anarchist’s Bathroom Reader.
And once a month I’ll pull one registered crawler’s record and give them a Build Your Own Lootbox with six stickers of their choice.
Then go look yourself up.
And look up your cat.
Good luck down there.
Phil
*Official in the sense that I made it up and put it on the internet.
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